account deleted.. last day no longer

So I had to do something...

quick flashbacks.. n situations i forgot last time around - I deleted or thought I deleted my orkut profile.. i tested it by trying to login again, i cudn't .. i was happy.. thought i was out.. but no.. karen came n said y is ur account saying last day deleted.. this 4 days after orkut denied any connection with me. I waited for another 2 days.. my profile was supposedly still there n i cudn login .. weird. matlab i have a house.. everything i own i inside.. but the key wont work.. or something like that.. u get my point.

and therefore.. i had to do something..

the plan was perfecto!

ok am too bored to dramatize or colour it..

i basically created a new google account.. signed up at orkut.. invited my actual id to join orklut.. my actual id "joins" orkut.. and voila.. his profile is already created.. god is kind.. orkut is great.

i go delete it again..this time after making sure i don claim "last day account deleted".

fortunately delete hua.. i made sure.. used the other id to search for me.. am pleased to inform you friends.. i am now famously anonymous .. thank you very much

things are fine now. i hav removed my other id out of orkut too.. n now i have more to do than just browse scraps and albums .. oops, shudn hav let tht out!

i will miss those funny liners guys use to flirt.. make friendship with yous.. your are prettty want to be friends.. must say ..your smile is stimulating my i am pulsating .. ok my imagination ain tht funny! but make firnedhsip with you is very much in vogue.. have seenit on every pretty chicks scrap.. how did i know that? err.. we ll leave it for later..

i thought girls wer smart n wud bother replyin.. i thought wrong.. they did.. n they like it..yes they do.. if the stephenian asked."are all women leg-spinners?" then i d say i dont know.. but had he asked.. are all women tail enders too.. farsan chaurasia wud readily testify in the affirmative!

forget the point.. there ain nothin here..

thank you for your time..

err.. btw. goin outof orkut meant i hav anew blog too.. after farsanchaurasia and travin beads.. maneesh has moved on to the limitless possibilities at.. thelimitless

last day... account deleted?

i am no longer on orkut and i don deny that..
its a crime of course, i thought i d never get caught but alas i stand now without an orkut profile !

out of the 10 fellas who slammed me for commitin this sin only one actually noticed that my profile was no longer there on her friends list, the otehrs i had to enlighten 'em myself for varying reasons (none of which was to say i am officially unorkuted) .. i wonder if it's irony or a paradox.. i don mind if its neither.. hmm

one fine sunday morning after nearly 3 hours of pointless profile surfing .. (and the cliched yet mandatory joke) .. i mean the my surfin was profile not the pointless..
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yea so after 3 hours i decided this is not done... maneesh madambath is better sutied more constrcutive work than analyse insipid lives ( read profiles) and their scraplings .. and so i clicked the dreaded option .. i was surprisingly confused.. never thought so much even when learnin to ride a bike.. i guess thats the reason i still dont know how to ride one.. hmm orkut has taught me valuable lessons in life... and no its not jus bout biking

the page was kind enough to let me know that it is slow in its work.. and my account will be deleted after a day or two.. i was relieved.. or maybe not.. but some feeling which is thoda difficult to put into words made their way through to my temple and my vein started hittin crunches .. it touched 50 at last count..

i proceeded to make the necessary announcements wagera wagera about my impedning deletion from the networked world.. " last day account deleted" my profile very proudly read

7 days later my profile was still proudly standing reading -last day account deleted... i had conquered orkut.. they cudn remove me \m/ .. but why?

i wanted to feel some feeling.. i thought embarrassment wud be a good option but all i could rummage from my closet of feelings was one of utter confusion .. scratching my head more out of the desire to scratch something than any other .. i wondered what to do now.. it was then that orkut taught me its roots are ingrained in Indian bureaucracy. It had left its job half done.. because while a good friend continued nagging me saying "why hav u written account deleted when u haven't".. orkut very conveniently removed all forms of access to my account..

i wonder if they know of my knack of not attracting much attention or what.. must have thought ok we'll stop him from logging in n let his account remain.. whos gonna remove all those 2000 odd scraps n a dozen stupid snaps and testimonials.. he ll never know.. haha orkut i came to know.. balls to u!!

i had to do soemthing.. either accept defeat n get back to orkutting.. or find a way to get my face out .. coz even after the 10th day i was gladly smiling through one of my manipulated faces saying last day account deleted.. days on orkut land were apparently long .. wrong...

and i did figure out a way .. :)